Not Cool, Claire McCaskill

You are from the state of Missouri, Senator. Do not make me start trash-talking Missouri. You will not recover. Your only noteworthy city exists exclusively because it was historically a place to stay before moving on to other, better places. I know you have to say I live in crazy town because of The Politics, but I actually kind of like it here so shut up. And stop using "nice" as a polite euphemism for "boring as all fuck."