I Just Want to Give Up and Die: Illegal Grasshoppers Edition

I have a hunch this feature is gonna get updated with increasing frequency as the immigration debate heats back up. Here now, United States Representative Ted Poe (R-TX), mystified as to why brown people can't be kept out of this country as easily as grasshoppers:


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I just want to give up and die.

Not Cool, Claire McCaskill

You are from the state of Missouri, Senator. Do not make me start trash-talking Missouri. You will not recover. Your only noteworthy city exists exclusively because it was historically a place to stay before moving on to other, better places. I know you have to say I live in crazy town because of The Politics, but I actually kind of like it here so shut up. And stop using "nice" as a polite euphemism for "boring as all fuck."

I Just Want to Give Up and Die: Birther Mayors Edition

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I went to undergrad at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. It was good times mostly, but the whole being-surrounded-in-every-direction-by-hundreds-of-miles-of-soy was occasionally a problem. You can get your own personal taste of that problem with the clip above. The mayor of Champaign - the mayor - is a birther. I just want to give up and die.

Bump!: Sabre Rattling and a White Flag

Bump! Keeping great posts alive